interesting signs
Sunday, February 20, 2005
i got this from an email. enjoy.
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
(ewwwww!!!)
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
(sounds like fun laudromat, too bad my washer and dryer are working!)
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
(huh?)
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
(sounds like steps have already been taken)
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
(I'd better have someone else empty the teapot, then)
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. ! WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
(hey!!!)
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
(hmmmm....)
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
(And when did elephants learn to drive????)
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
(I really hope they know they have children)
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
(wonder what the interest rate is)
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
(I'm having visions of Wizard of Oz)
yes... new template. but it's gonna be just temporary. i know it's green. but hey, i like GREEN. so?
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
(ewwwww!!!)
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
(sounds like fun laudromat, too bad my washer and dryer are working!)
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
(huh?)
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
(sounds like steps have already been taken)
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
(I'd better have someone else empty the teapot, then)
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. ! WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
(hey!!!)
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
(hmmmm....)
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
(And when did elephants learn to drive????)
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
(I really hope they know they have children)
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
(wonder what the interest rate is)
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
(I'm having visions of Wizard of Oz)
yes... new template. but it's gonna be just temporary. i know it's green. but hey, i like GREEN. so?
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